Me masturbating to porn
Me: This is so hot.
Me: *orgasms*
Me: ...
Me: What is this filth

if youre a homestuck and you live in wisconsin reblog this

bathsoaps:

im tryin to see something


Anonymous asked:
Ur fanfic is beautiful but fuck it fucked me up IM NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE THIS TYPE OF THINGS WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ME????? (that being said it was gr8 and I can't wait to see what u write next.)

B)))) I can only assume the type of thing is either tcest, smut, or high school au, and I feel hella proud no matter the particular one (aw ye). But thankiessss~ If I go down my list of what I have of requests, I can at least tell you guys the next in line is Female!Reader/Mikey wITH APPARENTLY A RLY OPEN REQUEST LIKE HELLA THIS GON BE FINE I SENSE MORE SMUT IN OUR FUTURES.


Anonymous asked:
Ur TMNT fanfic is an inspiration to us all.

I do like to think my abilities rub off onto whoever they grace.

PFFFT JK REALLY THANK YOU ANON THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY SINCE THAT WAS MY FIRST TMNT FANFIC.


Send me a gift that represents your feelings
Red rose: "I shall seduce you, darling..."
Teddy bear: "I just want to cuddle you!"
Rotten egg: "You suck."
Basket of cupcakes: "Hi, nice to meet you!"
Gift coupon: "Salutations, fellow social network user."
Litter of puppies: "I want you to be happy."
Diamond ring: "Marry me."
Airplane ticket: "Go away!"
Hotel room key: "You. Me. Sex."
Box of chocolates: "I have a little crush on you..."

All Work and No Play (Makes Leo Fail His Biology Test)

turtlewifey:

AO3 Version

Genre: Comfort/Smut

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Raph/Leo

Notes: This was my first request! I know it included angst as part of the request itself, but I just uh…really got into the smut. If not obvious they’re still turtles—so lets just say that it’s normal for giant mutant teenage turtles to try surviving high school.

Want to request your own fanfic? Feel free to do so here!

The fact that he was studying wasn’t where the surprised drew from, since the culmination of many late nights and early mornings had left the teenager second only to his brother (who for reasons that need to be mentioned, was pushed ahead a full grade and still got straight A’s). Far too often would his adoptive father have to remind him of the time and suggest he’d get to sleep when he was too deep in interest and work to notice the time.

No, studying wasn’t surprising for the student as he labored over his desk, flipping through the crisp pages of his biology book and wondering that if he stared long enough at the picture, he’d manage to imprint it to memory. Unlike anytime other before in his life, the great and reliable Leonardo had actually procrastinated in his studies and left it all to cram in the night before the big biology test.

The clock read a flashing, bright red time of almost one in the morning.

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buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend


3k words of pure turtle naughtiness right here folks and i’m noT EVEN DONE HOLY FUCK.


guys guess what im workin on

image

hot high school raph on leo action that’s what. 


butterflyinthewell:

auggusst:

PLEASE I CANT EVEN

I NEARLY CRIED JUST AFTER THE FIRST ONE

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

HAHAHA OH SHIT I’M SCREAMING HERE!!! EVERYBODY WATCH THIS!!


i love my big ol’ donnie plush, though i think i ship him a lil with TV Head, a plush that redarmyknife got me for my birthday. 

they so cuteeeee 


AW YE 


oh btw i should mention (especially with that last post) that my birthday is tomorrow yAY

WOO IM ONE YEAR AWAY FROM BEING ABLE TO DRINK.


SO GUESS WHAT I GOT sepzetS GIFT THE OTHER DAY LIKE OH MY GOD ITS SO FUCKING SWEET SO MUCH TURT STUFFIES

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sukithefangirl asked:
What you need to do (as far as I know) is to go to your settings, then on the right side of the page, there should be a tabs for 'apps'. You should be able to disable the tumblr mobile app, so it should instantly disallow your phone's tumblr mobile app to access anything with your account, since you disabled it.

grace-of-turt:

Thank YOU! My soul just returned to my body TTvTT thank you, thank you, thank you. 

No problem!! This should work for any app/ect that you put on any device to log you out/disallow them to use it. I had to do it myself when I lost my ipod in school bc yeah its scary as hell when that happens <:U